Jollesax's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Triangle n' Octagon]

poor performance

Another shape story... I cannot score this higher than one, for the following reasons :

- the animation is lacking to completely absent. Any kid with five minutes of patience and access to flash can pop this.

- the joke is a variation on a very, very old theme. Anybody who watched any kind of time travel movie can dream this kind of jokes by now. Timing was not good, and the punchline didn't work.

- the voice-acting was mediocre. I've heard better (and worse) than this in noob submissions.

So in conclusion : no effort, no joke, no smile on my face = no points.

JohnnyUtah responds:

INCORRECT SIR

[I Haven't Even]

As said.

The idea is kinda lame, two clocks screwing on some industrial noise with an epyleptic background and a clown with a dick saying eat a dick. All that in what, 15 seconds?

The execution does not come close to the average standard on NG. Sloppy work, zero content and thus a zero score.

ScrewdriverClock responds:

You signed up 7 days ago lol

[2 guys 1 rock]

Very nice, but...

I love that puppet clay thing. 2 thoughts however :
1) why do this in flash? There are better media for that
2) the sound quality is below zero. Sounds like you used a 40-year old tape recorder the bad way.

Work on that and add some flash elements to it, and you might get some unique combination that can amaze people.

saxklay responds:

i did not make it in flash i made it with a stopmotion program named anasazi and put it in to a flash converter so that i could upload it